Tips on how to cruise for chicks on your motorized bicycle

brother john

brother john

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1.When approaching creatures of the female persuasion make sure all bugs living and dead are removed from teeth and or facial hair.
 
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2.Wear T-shirt alerting females in visual range that the protrusion from under your t-shirt is not a beer belly but in fact a gas tank for a love machine
 
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throw hundred dollar bills into the air and laugh manically
 
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okay I remember on Uncle Rons Ranch growing up and he had cows and he milked one of the cows...Blossom....and she had teats...and the the cats that hung out in the barn they liked the when my uncle would squirt em in the face with the teat...if I had teats I'd probably go to the doctor and see bout getting them removed....
 
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yep... never seen it...:0) I joke around a lot... maybe too much?? I dont mean nothing by it... just trying make a few folks smile with cornball antics...times are tough and life is short
 
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