How hard would it be to disguise a gas burner to look electric. Seen it done the other way? Guess the noise would give it away.
I agree with Tom and one other thing you could add would be a loud stereo system and the everywhere you go just play this song...this song came to mind when I read what you said Tom. If you dont smile when you hear this song sumpin is wong wif U....! ENJOY! http://youtu.be/DGf8cDsEdXY Map
There's an old thread here about 'bike names'. Too bad someone didn't name their bike, 'Lumberjack' Tom