Im not sure this guy made the right choice

[BarelyAWake]

...I mean I haven't had to mug little old ladies to buy parts yet.

hmm... now there's an idea



A classic;

 

[motorbiker]

The coolest, hottest, bestest bicycle motor of all would have to be a pair of hottie girl legs !

 

[kojak]

Cool bike--look, a 1980's prostitute!

 

[turtle tedd]

Steve...Mona says she is down to 200lbs now but she weighs herself on the metal scale down at the scrap yard where she works..She finally got her new glass eye, so now they both match....but I swear that new eye glows at night. She says its just a twinkle. oh well at least it doesn't ooze a lot of pus like the old one did....time for another beer.