Just tell the wife its for Hobby,Enjoyment and to help keep the hand eye coordination in shape and target practice, get one of those cool looking self healing spinner targets that you can set up in the back yard and shoot that why the wife is around and when she ain't looking...... get a fine bead on the critters and bust one off in them......! Around the world in ???? how many posts ???? Yeah this one is ending up like a Golden Corral Buffet..... just about anything you want can be found here...LOL!