Clever Bike Names

[Sparks66]

Hi Y'all,
I haven't got my bike together yet, but I was thinking of clever names to put on the tank.
I'm looking to copy the Harley Symbol but instead make the sticker say "Hardly Davidson" or "Barely Davidson". What do you think? Someone has probably thought of this before. What other clever play on names are out there?

 

[2door]

Nortonette? or maybe... Hum Job?
One of mine is called, 'Horse with No Name'. Another one is 'The Halloween Gal' (its painted orange)
Can't wait to see what some of our witty friends will come up with.
Tom

 

[Venice Motor Bikes]

Indiain't... (Indian)

 

[mechanickid]

i just call mine the Ghetto-ped

 

[TheOtherStyle]

The side of mine says HARO, I just assumed that that was its name

 

[Salty Gator]

Hi Y'all,
I haven't got my bike together yet, but I was thinking of clever names to put on the tank.
I'm looking to copy the Harley Symbol but instead make the sticker say "Hardly Davidson" or "Barely Davidson". What do you think? Someone has probably thought of this before. What other clever play on names are out there?

Hardly Davidson


LOL,
Salty

 

[danosixtysix]

i call my trike - schwinnzilla

 

[rkorson4209]

LOL Hardly Peddleson
Cause ya hardly peddle

 

[mdlee1958]

I call mine "Terroristmobille #1 and Terroristmobile #2" .

 

[dv8cam]

Shinehorse Unicorn

 

[pre-war Schwinn]

My FLY is named for a FLY I installed in the forks View attachment 16002

 

[RecycleBill]

I use the name, Wackemall for my bikes then assign a number or a second name. I've named my newest build, EZ Glide.

 

[Tim_B_172]

David and Son's Hardly a Motorcycle


It works if you're Dad's name is David...

 

[Maxvision]

What a great post! Been having a good time coming up with fun names. This one's probably gonna be for me like one of those songs you can't get out of your head and hum all day...lol.

Best one I've thought of so far is Speedwacker.

 

[moonerdizzle]

i was also thinking about the hardly davidson name, but my bike looks nothing like one.

 

[azbill]

mine is easy !!!
grampa's taxi

 

[DOC BOLM]

I named my ebike ELECTRIC GLIDE.Harleys Dad

 

[Tcams]

I was reading a thread and BikeguyJoe was talking about the Huffy Cranbrook. He called it the Cranboob. I started laughing immediately. I dont know if its funny to others but it sure made me laugh. Good one Joe!!

 

[turtle tedd]

I call mine ...my bike

 

[Humsuckler]

the tank.
its got dirtboard style plastic fenders and its the color "dirt"