While I realize some people take offense to certain words, I believe how you use a word is much more relevant than which words you choose. I feel retarded about the engine because taking off the head previously should have made it the first thing I checked. As a personal definition I think of myself as having acted retarded when I didn't meet the standards I would but on an average person, since I normally put myself to even higher standards than that. The major reason I don't give the mentally limited some special treatment is because they are still remarkably capable and the rest of us are still remarkably limited.
Obviously I'm mostly glad it ended up being just my mistake, not an actual failure, but I definitely should have caught that sooner. When I put the head on before I had it at TDC, but I didn't actually try moving the piston with the head loose. Now it seems like an obvious mistake. Part of these kits is the learning experience so I guess it's working. I'm reading a book on two-stroke repair which I hope will help me stay ahead of the curve at least until my first major repair.