Guilty as charged. Felice - The Felt F50 stealthy fast road racer Desiree - The Soma Double Cross cyclocross and fair weather commuter Janine - The Jamis Aurora tourer and foul weather commuter Sophie - The GT Zaskar wicked light hardtail mountain bike Magnolia - The Motobecane Fantom Team roustabout full suspension rig Gertrude - The old GT Backwoods bomber hardtail that's currently in the process of being motorized. And if you tell Janine why the touring bike is named after her, there will be **** to pay. First for me. And then for you.