Amphibious Conversion Kit

[Chaz]

Turn your motorized bicycle into an amphibious craft with this easy kit. Operators are standing by. Order now to avoid disappointment.

 

[Ludwig II]

Safe! Doubles as air bag!

 

[Chaz]

Thanks for pointing out that feature Ludwig. I was so excited I forgot to mention it. With this conversion if you fall over you just bounce right back up. I've been working on this design for so many years now.

Welcome to the future of motorbicycling!

 

[leo]

i saw the "racing" version of it on ebay. it's just like that one, but it has a racing stripe.
only $299.99 plus S&H.
we should all get one because the listing says it's for racing...

 

[bluegoatwoods]

And I thought it was just a big donut.

There's more to it than meets the eye, huh?

 

[Chaz]

Leo, the price quoted is for the racing stripe alone. It will double your speed and is even better with our stage 11 racing package including the hydro dynamic speed 3/4 racing cam and tri-turbo carb synchronizer.

Blue - I will make an edible one special for you.

 

[Ludwig II]

Do not forget to order your Power Band now! While stocks last!

 

[D.J.]

You could always go the "major" build route.

 

[Chaz]

This is great! Ludwig has developed a Power Racing Band and DJ is offering a Riverboat Gambling Accessory.

I knew this product would fly, I just knew it.

In fact I just had another idea. Wing and Prop add on coming soon.

 

[Ludwig II]

Here's a quick sketch I threw together. Honest.