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[Wevil Kenevil]

I know what your thinking LOL....

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Nothing like a blown gasket...

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

What do you call your mom's sister lesbian lover? An aunt eater....

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

Do I detect a subliminal message here? Hmmmm

 

[wrench]

I think my wife is mad at me, for dinner she left me a note

Your dinner is on page 34 of the recipe book and the ingredients are at the store

 

[wrench]

Studies show that the average person has sex 84 times a year

I'm in for a wild December

 

[wrench]

Seems Legit

 

[wrench]

Same stoners will probably take that sign too LOL...

 

[wrench]

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

Seems Legit

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Till you run out of rim ... Or hit sum road scum... Then "WOOWEEE MITILDA" just pray you hit a lot less cars.

This looks like Saturday night junkyard race material.

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

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Same stoners will probably take that sign too LOL...

Nothing like being prepared....

 

[wrench]

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

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God bless his chicken McNuggets

 

[Tom from Rubicon]

"A man said to his wife one day "I don't know how you can be so beautiful and so stupid at the same time."

"The wife said "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."

 

[wrench]

I told my wife she should start acting more like my pinky toe and let me bang her on the coffee table

She said - Let me see you bang your toe on the coffee table

This could be leading to something good so I banged my pinky toe on the coffee table

She said - No thanks that looks like it hurts