Some Spelling Nonsense

[rohmell]

Did anybody here ever hear of someone who tried to break a brake?

Can you peddle a pedal with petals painted on it?

Did anybody ever steal some steel to make a part?

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

One time, a guy sent me an e-mail titled "Help! I boked my moeter!

 

[GoFastBicycles]

I hate spelling.



Spellcheck is my friend.

Adam

 

[rohmell]

They're going to put their motorized bicycles over there.

 

[rohmell]

I tried two use spell check won time, butt it did knot find any miss takes.

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

Yes, we have no grammar check.

 

[rohmell]

The hippy knew that a new piece for his sign could be bought for four dollars.

 

[Kevlarr]

Hookd on foniks werkd fer me!

 

[scotto-]

The hippy knew that a new piece for his sign could be bought for four dollars.

4 IV doll hairs?

 

[klb6154]

im a mechanic and a labourer not an english teecher i do the best i can ( KLB the angy sasquatch)

 

[BarelyAWake]

Well, it won't help with grammar nor spare us these gawdawful puns lol - but Ima gonna recommend one of my favorite lil free stand-alone proggies (which I suspect may hate me for my often deliberate as well as my inadvertent spelling "errors")

Check spelling with tinySpell: a tiny portable free spell checker

 

[camlifter]

i our a gaduate of da evilyn woodhead sped redin corse.
anyone remember that.

 

[DOC BOLM]

And since i have tooken this corse me comprinchion has inprooved 100%.Rember he#$ i took itall 3years skrait in the 7 graid.Can you tell my secutarie is offen tuday.

 

[camlifter]

i can't remember which album that was from but it had the sped redin skit and sister mary elephant too, might have been big bamboo, that was some funny stuff. were giving away our age by referring to it. lol.

 

[klb6154]

the sasquatch is a verry smart creature but although he was shaved and tought to speak and fix anything with an engine spelling was on the lists of things to teach him unfortunatly he escaped from the goverment compound and was last seen pulling a rustybicycle from a garbadge pile in pittsburgh

 

[rohmell]

The heir with no hair saw a hare. He knew he was going to tire after pumping air into his new tire.

 

[azbill]

cam,,,I believe it was 'Big Bamboo'
I kept that HUGE paper for years before finally using it

 

[camlifter]

ha ha ha, yeah i used mine to, i think it took a 1/4 oz to fill that thing. those days are long gone now.

 

[Dan]

[rant] Stupid (read above my abilities) English language. We have three to's (to, too and two) and two fours (four and for) And the word lisp is unpronounceable for folks who have one. I ain't never gonna get it. Or not (Knot?) Who's idea was it to spell sword with a W!? Try saying sword with a lisp!!!! People ask "toward what?" Makes ya wanna hide in a grassy knoll with a high powered potato gun and a bull horn[end/rant]

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[rohmell]

Enjoy the English language while you can.
The way things are going, we all might have to learn to read, speak and understand Chinese.
哟也知道我的意思吗？