I've been thinking

[deacon]

You know Hilary lost partly because she seemed to above the common people at first. Later she got down a little. If her first campaign advertisement had her riding up on a motorized bike to speak, she probably would have won hands down...

Someone should have mentioned that to her

 

[deacon]

John McCain should take a lesson. He would seem twenty years younger if he had a motorized bike strapped to the rear of his bus.