The other day it was my girlfriend's birthday and I plum forgot. Boy she got madder than a wet hand I'll tell you what!
"If you know what's good for you, you will have something out in that driveway that goes from 0 to 60 and 6 seconds ! " She screamed at me.
I did her one better! I got her something that goes from 0 to 240 in 3 seconds!!!
Huh? What did I get her? A bathroom scale!
I don't know if she liked it or not she never called me back to tell me.
"If you know what's good for you, you will have something out in that driveway that goes from 0 to 60 and 6 seconds ! " She screamed at me.
I did her one better! I got her something that goes from 0 to 240 in 3 seconds!!!
Huh? What did I get her? A bathroom scale!
I don't know if she liked it or not she never called me back to tell me.
