Finally! Foolproof bicycle security system!

No these are very rare, highly trained Marmots from only the very best German bloodlines tracing back to the Roman era when Marmots were used as theater ushers.
No primate tainting the genes...
 
Do the marmots resent when I call 'em 'ground-hogs'??

I need to know if this should be added to my PC Filter (also a patented, trademarked item).
 
They only speak German so it should be fine. They have trouble with keyboards anyway, mostly preferring to beat their foes with them rather than surf forums.
Deadly I tell ya! Whispering Death!
 
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