That's freaking nuts, lol. I found an easy way to seat the tire today. I ended up trying to pump the tire twice before figuring it out though. I've got a hand pump. This method might not work with a compressor, but here is what I did. I pumped a few pumps at a time, stopped and worked the bead into place, first squeezing the tire, then pushing the bead on. Then a few more pumps, working the bead again until there was too much pressure to work the bead anymore. By that time, the tire was perfectly seated anyway. Pumped it up to 40 psi as per my usual, and no issues. Was reinstalling the tire after a wheel fiasco that ended with me lacing an old hub into a new rim and taking it to the bike shop to have it trued.