Whats your china girl motorized bicycle like?

[maniac57]

A china girl is just a slightly inbred dirtbike style engine made from tinfoil and beer can tabs with a dash of elmers glue.
She licks the window on the short bus of two strokes, but she's still 'peshal! Mommy said so!

 

[maniac57]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

Bumped because I can't imagine nobody else has anything to add...
If I tell a joke in the forest, is it still funny if nobody hears it?

 

[D.J.]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

When we look at our bikes we see this:

When others look at our bikes they see this:

 

[bigbutterbean]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

My china girl is dead. I ripped her limb from limb after she disobeyed me too many times.

 

[maniac57]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

You just need to sweet talk her butterbean...
My china girl love me long time!
Still no mechanical failures...did rip out a valve stem from being lazy with checking the tire pressure.
She seems to be getting a bit louder too lately...not ugly but still a bit disturbing...I'm back to carrying tools again just in case...

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

I wound up here again. Like an EX wife I still lover her. My bikes are strong, I'm Stronger.

 

[Russell]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

What's not to like about a china girl?

 

[bigbutterbean]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

You just need to sweet talk her butterbean...
My china girl love me long time!
Still no mechanical failures...did rip out a valve stem from being lazy with checking the tire pressure.
She seems to be getting a bit louder too lately...not ugly but still a bit disturbing...I'm back to carrying tools again just in case...

No, she really is dead and torn apart. I went 4 stroke, non-kit.

 

[Toadmund]

Re: Whats your china girl like?

WOT on way home, started making extra 'POPS' (I think?)

Give her a check up and a ride when weather/time allows.

Could be normal, could be not.