Spandex Tourons

[Trey]

"... tall skinny length of womanhood ..."

I.W. I just about dropped my Guinness from laughing so hard!
Then I started to think about it.
I will be commandeering that little tid-bit for future use. Thank you ma'am.

Trey

 

[bairdco]

I'm just gonna start pedaling my rusty 1940 roadmaster to the beach in speedos.

 

[Trey]

bairdco- I just assumed that you already did...

 

[Ludwig II]

I haven't got the legs for skin tight clothes. The other thing, I get embarrassed by all the applause.