This just in...

[Dan]

This just in;

Europens have stinky feet.

http://www.sodahead.com/living/how-often-do-you-change-your-sock/question-2214947/


Russia declears beer is not just for breakfast any more;


https://www.google.com/webhp?source...sb&fp=5fd8887cc3ebdf49&ion=1&biw=1440&bih=766


World Peace suspended for violence;

https://www.google.com/webhp?source...sb&fp=5fd8887cc3ebdf49&ion=1&biw=1440&bih=766


bestiality linked to penis cancer. (Put that chicken down!)

https://www.google.com/webhp?source....2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=766