An idiot

[2stroker]

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up

" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

 

[The_Aleman]

One of the funniest things I've read on the internet was this:

"Your a idoit" said one to another

 

[fastfingas]

that's good ,,,,I work at welldig yard and we're canstantly they're big on safty so theres a saying( we try to idiot proof everything!but if that does'nt work then we have to get rid of the idiot!!!!!)

 

[david jeffries]

just when you think you made it idiot proof, someone comes along and invents a better idiot.

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

You sure got that one right.