i know, i was just kidding. funny thing, though. my buddy has a house right on Seashore drive, steps away from the beach, and last weekend i saw 4-5 bikes go by at different times, only one guy wearing a helmet, no plates, lights, etc. all riding down the bike lane (not the boardwalk.)
i also saw guys on those big tired go-ped lookin' scooters cruisin' around.
seems like it's just one jerk cop that wants to ruin it all.
on that note, i'm about to ride my unlicensed bike down there right now and hit some red-flagged surf...