Snork

[Dan]

On the first day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
A hang-over that would kill a mule

On the second day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the third day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Five chicken wings
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Seven bill collectors,
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail
And a hang-over that would kill a mule



On the ninth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Nine in German, so you forget I skipped 8

Seven bill collectors,
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Ten retierment plans,
Nine in German, so you forget I skipped 8,

Seven bill collectors,
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Eleven pipe smoker's smoking,
Ten retierment plans,
Nine in German, so you forget I skipped 8,

Seven bill collectors,
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Santa sent to me
Twelve Homeless Zombies,
Eleven pipe smoker's smoking,
Ten retierment plans,
Nine in German, so you forget I skipped 8,

Seven bill collectors,
Six geeks-a-typing,
Five chicken wings,
Four freakin parking tickets,
Three 3 over due bills,
Two Hungarians hacking my gmail,
And a hang-over that would kill a mule!

 

[Greg58]

Dan are you board or something?

 

[fasteddy]

Or were you sailing the Seven Seas with Captain Morgan?

Steve.

 

[Dan]

Sure, sure but just wait until homeles zombies show up at your doors for the holidays. Then we will see, eh......

(I woke 47 minutes late for a math exam. I could kill a bear with a spork at a 57 degree angle even if he held his head up at a 27 facing North, on a south bound train doing 62 MPH. IN MONTANA!)

 

[Dan]

sorry, really ruff day.....

Math is hard

 

[GearNut]

Just remember 2+2=purple
purple+purple=tangerine
tangerine / purple= an ice cold Guiness Draft.

 

[Dan]

lol, could really use an end solution like a good draft about now GN.

Math is really freakin tuff

 

[Dan]

No kidding, my gmail account really was hacked by Hungarians. Just sayin'

kinda what started the dumb joke in my head. AFTER A FUN DAY OF MATH!!!!

 

[Dan]

just saying, I am not a huge fan of math. Just saying,,,,,

 

[Dan]

math sux. alot.

 

[Dan]

seriously, math sucks in all it's many splendored manifestations. Math just sucks. Sure, it is an "exact science" (so it claims) but it only serves to make a slow man dim. Or a dim Man slow. But truly, it only ends up making things wrong in the end. OR, at the equation, or when the parts don't fit, just wrong-ish.

I say this! That is just wrong-ish

 

[happycheapskate]

Math was invented just to sell calculators.

seriously, math sucks in all it's many splendored manifestations. Math just sucks. Sure, it is an "exact science" (so it claims) but it only serves to make a slow man dim. Or a dim Man slow. But truly, it only ends up making things wrong in the end. OR, at the equation, or when the parts don't fit, just wrong-ish.

I say this! That is just wrong-ish

 

[2door]

Yeah, look what happened to the Myans for using math. Exact science? I don't think so.

If math is an exact science how come when I measure a piece of wood then cut it, it's a 1/4" short?

Tom

 

[Greg58]

Dan Tom's post sounds like it should be in your "work shop " thread!

 

[propellerhead]

Thomas the Tank Engine

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b*stards who want off, get the **** off now, 'cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*stards who are getting on, get the **** on, "cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added......



"For those of you who are p*ssed off about the two hour delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen."

 

[Technocyclist]

I saw a girl today wearing a shirt with big bold letters in front that says: 'Bouncy' and in small letters 'is the name of her Kangaroo'.

 

[Dan]

Never weld angry!

It only leads to remorse grinding.

........

 

[maniac57]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely and eventually never do.
Procrastinators motto

 

[Dan]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely and eventually never do.
Procrastinators motto

LOL Maniac. that is my lawn mantra. We should, gotta and do. Just not today. Unless it is really pressing. Then I will get to it first thing tomorrow. Maybe the next day. ya can't rush these sort of things.

not like that dam ugly tree is going any where.......

"Carol, that ugly arse tree was here before me and the butt ugly thing will outlive me. Lets let it be!"

LOL, sorry. Kinda struck a nerve. (it really is a butt ugly tree)

 

[Ludwig II]

Is that where they get ugly sticks from?