I thought that was a lyrics HC. Googled it, Joker from Batman. Is a cool line.
YTMND - Did You Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight?
YTMND - Did You Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight?
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Sounded like lyrics to me too but I think it went... "If the devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine".... (Joe Diffie) 
Joe Diffie, If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets
Diablo motors had a **** of a sale, downtown yesterday,
Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay.
When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.
For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
Well he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can do.
If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you.
Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note."
The devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play.
I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be **** to pay.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
Tom
Joe Diffie, If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets
Diablo motors had a **** of a sale, downtown yesterday,
Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay.
When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.
For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
Well he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can do.
If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you.
Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note."
The devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play.
I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be **** to pay.
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,
If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
Tom
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Re: devil danced in empty pockets.
Yep, these motor bicycles should be the hot ticket for all these folks bumped out of the middle class and starting over, divorcees, laid off oil workers, and "retired" politicians. If you're down on your luck, drive a bike, not a truck.
But if you drive a truck, maybe a BMP on a Dahon might give you something to do on lay-over time.
Yep, these motor bicycles should be the hot ticket for all these folks bumped out of the middle class and starting over, divorcees, laid off oil workers, and "retired" politicians. If you're down on your luck, drive a bike, not a truck.
But if you drive a truck, maybe a BMP on a Dahon might give you something to do on lay-over time.
Goat herder, There is a very strong chance you aren't going to Heaven because of that but I think it is funnnnyyyy.
Steve.
Steve.
.Contemplated the intricacies and interrelation of center of mass, centrifugal force, steering dynamics, suspension travel and scrub, ergonomics, and control placement...
...basically I just sat there & made vroomin' noises to meself
LOL
Riddle me this.....
A neurotic builds a castle in the air,
A psychotic lives in it and,
A psychiatrist collects the rent on it!
A neurotic builds a castle in the air,
A psychotic lives in it and,
A psychiatrist collects the rent on it!
Hiker, we need a pic of you. Next printing is Jan 3rd.
(Is Goat Herder's picture from the "Happy Travles" thread)
(Is Goat Herder's picture from the "Happy Travles" thread)
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Let me guess. The butler did it with the candlestick in the living room.
Riddle me this.....
A neurotic builds a castle in the air,
A psychotic lives in it and,
A psychiatrist collects the rent on it!
I got one: What does a psychiatrist send gifts in?Riddle me this.....
A neurotic builds a castle in the air,
A psychotic lives in it and,
A psychiatrist collects the rent on it!
A: Shrink wrap.
LOL, I meant some thing sized so it would fit on a milk carton for the next time you go missing. Also, ya have to wear an aviator's cap and goggles. Wut?What kind of a pic are you talkin"?
My head has been lost deep within 6 strings of electrified madness and I can't find my way out!
That really is to funny Goat. Your milk carton picture.
