LOL, if you have a Chilies near you, go in and ask for a 'Coronarita" It's a margarita with a 7oz Corona held in a plastic holder that keeps it tilted in your glass as you drink.
Good stuff, Maynard.
Oh, and don't ride a motor bike afterwards.
I'll try the drink. In my town I think we have more police than people. Still it is nice if you leave something outside its still there when you come back out.