I stoppeed at the grocery store to pick up a bag of Science Diet Dog Food for my little pug Spanky. When the lady behind me asked Do you have a dog? I thought to myself gee lady I got a pet elephant. Being a crusty old fart I had to come up with something. I told her I was on a dog food diet and it works really well. You just put some of the little nuggets in your pocket and when you get hungry you munch on a few. By this time everyone in the check out line was listening to me. But I said I just got out of the hospital but 'I'm ready to try the diet again. She askd if I got poisoning from eating the dog food and I said no I was out riding around on my motor bike and I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and got hit by a car.
Some people just don't have a sense of humor. The grocery store said I can't shop there any more. I guess I'll be better off if I keep some of my thoughts to myself.
buzzard
Some people just don't have a sense of humor. The grocery store said I can't shop there any more. I guess I'll be better off if I keep some of my thoughts to myself.
buzzard