Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside
rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather
at a large motorized bicycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously
reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside
several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer
of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist
groups, growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at
older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual
motorized bicycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton
use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the
organizer. Motorized bicycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we
disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage
1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons
filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're
murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I
looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me
to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather
jacket. And, he... He didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he
said was 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride
on the back of his motorized bicycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl
friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs
under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several
bikers farted on their heads."
rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather
at a large motorized bicycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously
reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside
several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer
of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist
groups, growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at
older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual
motorized bicycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton
use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the
organizer. Motorized bicycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we
disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage
1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons
filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're
murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I
looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me
to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather
jacket. And, he... He didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he
said was 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride
on the back of his motorized bicycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl
friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs
under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several
bikers farted on their heads."
Was it leather duct tape