At a tag sale, I scored stuffed likenesses of all the characters. Still in a box but gonna be hung in the shop this spring.
Natasha: Boo hoo hoo!
Rocky: Hold it, Bullwinkle! That sounds like a lady in distress!
Bullwinkle: So?
Rocky: Gee, didn't you ever read the Hero's Handbook?
Bullwinkle: I can never get past the picture of General MacArthur on the cover.
Rocky: Well, Chapter Two says we should always help ladies in distress.
Bullwinkle (to Natasha): Hi, there, lady! Are you in distress?
Natasha: This dress, that dress, who cares? I'm distraught!
Bullwinkle (to Rocky): Do we help ladies in distraught?