Be careful very very careful looking too close to the monitor will give you webbugs on your eyebrows!!!!!
I gotta keep Rufus away from the computer he likes to look at kitty porn Meow!!
Rufus has been working feverishly on gettin the XM to play music backwards he keeps muttering things about the time space thing? I gotta cut back on his katnip, he's been rolling it and smokin it lately.
He's been wanting to borrow the hog,picking fights with the neighborhood dogs and hanging out with the red neck rabbits..