Motorized mobility scooter

I would ride that in a heartbeat.

Finally something I can look foward to as I age. I wish they had more info as to how they created this beast. I'd want a hybrid, electric for indoors and gas for outdoor.

Here in Indy, the speed limit on Kentucky Avenue is 45 mph. That's forty five miles per hour. I checked.
Here in Indy we have an old fart who rides his mobility scooter right up the middle of the lane, on the street, not the sidewalk, in busy traffic, and seems to actively make it hard to pass.
If I can get enough other aggravated drivers to chip in with me - guess what he's getting for Christmas. (BTW, how much do you think a 70 mph mobility scooter will set us back?)