Philosophy Bumper Stickers and Small Stickers
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish
Not Brainwashed? Are You Sure?
Procrastinate Now
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
REHAB Is for Quitters
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it
Forget About Artificial Intelligence Let's Fix Natural Stupidity
I drank what? -Socrates
I intend to live forever So far, so good.
I will finish what I sta
I’m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Who Gives a Crap About Apathy?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Why are they called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Will Rogers never met a lawyer
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish
Not Brainwashed? Are You Sure?
Procrastinate Now
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
REHAB Is for Quitters
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it
Forget About Artificial Intelligence Let's Fix Natural Stupidity
I drank what? -Socrates
I intend to live forever So far, so good.
I will finish what I sta
I’m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Who Gives a Crap About Apathy?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Why are they called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Will Rogers never met a lawyer
