10 Dollar Chicken

Saddletramp1200

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Watch out for chickens! I ran into a chicken missed it but my peddle hit it's head. Riding in the country has it's dangers. The things darted in front of me. Felt guilty and went back. Woman said it was worth 10.00 to her. She took it's clothes off, put it in a bag, and I got dinner.

 

wheelbender6

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The dogs worry me a little more than the chickens. They are a lot heavier.

 

The_Aleman

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Snakes worry me more than dogs. They get tangled up in the spokes easier.

Some people eat dog, and some eat snake. I'll stick with chicken

 

Bikeguy Joe

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Your not supposed to ride through their yard Tramp!
http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

 

Mike B

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Yum, fresh chicken!

How was it?

 

2door

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Wait a minute....you killed her chicken, she plucked it, bagged it then charged you $10. bucks?
I'd have charged her at least five for the euthanasia. What was her chicken doing in the road anyway?

Tom

 

Goat Herder

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2door said:

What was her chicken doing in the road anyway?

Tom

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Trying to get to the other side of course..

 

2door

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Goat Herder said:

Trying to get to the other side of course..

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Stepped right into that one, didn't I?

Tom

 

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fasteddy

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Tom,
If ya open the door a crack you know one of these guys will slip in.

Steve.

 

Allen_Wrench

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Saddletramp1200 said:

Watch out for chickens! I ran into a chicken missed it but my peddle hit it's head. Riding in the country has it's dangers. The things darted in front of me. Felt guilty and went back. Woman said it was worth 10.00 to her. She took it's clothes off, put it in a bag, and I got dinner.

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What do ya know, chickens wear clothes.

 

Bikeguy Joe

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http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

 

Allen_Wrench

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Bikeguy Joe said:

http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

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Technically, those aren't chicken clothes, they're goose clothes. But I took a gander at them anyway.

If chickens get clothes that were worn by geese, it'll leave them feeling down.

 

Goat Herder

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pun did not sound right when I thought about it edited it..

 

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Arnold Layne

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Allen_Wrench said:

If chickens get clothes that were worn by geese, it'll leave them feeling down.

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Wouldn't that make them "transgander"?

 

Goat Herder

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So now we have transgander chickens

 

Allen_Wrench

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Actually, we have a chicken who forgot to duck, and now his goose is cooked.

 

Goat Herder

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I was googling around for a minute and found some of these just too darn funny!

 

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Goat Herder

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Allen_Wrench said:

Actually, we have a chicken who forgot to duck, and now his goose is cooked.

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At least he wasn't too chicken to go alert the owner of a very "fowl" situation...

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...wow. I think a 'punricane' just made landfall.