Yesterday I was stripping terraso floors at work for the 14th summer in a row . Things were going according to plan until I had a Dumb #*% Attack and stepped away from the floor machine to grab a squeegee and slipped in the stripper, fell hard on my side ,and heard the cracking sound of my elbo breaking my ribs . Laying in a pool of stripper afraid to get up and fall again, I tried to think of a way to go back in time and grab a do-over . I couldn't come up with a solution to the problem so here I am ,off work and sore as all get out . The only reason I am telling you this is to plead with you not to tell too funny a joke or say somrthing that will make me laugh to hard . Have mercy on me . Thanks John
