ok another newfie joke
A traffic cop sitting in a parking lot eating a jelly donut notices a newfie riding down the street and watches as he rides strait thru a red light .
The cop decides to follow the guy on the bike for a bit .
The newfie then rides strait thru 2 more red lights , but then he stops at the next light which was green .
the confused cop takes a bite of his jelly donut and proceeds to follow the guy on the bike .
The next light is green , and the newfie stops again . The light after that is red , and the newfie rides striat thru .
Confused , the cop puts down his jelly donut and pulls the newfie on the bike over .
You have me totally confused , are you colour blind or something ? says the cop , you are going to get your self killed .
Whatcha mean buay ? says the newfie .
Well , you ride strait thru the red lights and you stop for the green lights . somebody is going to come from the other way and run you over . What the mater with you , says the cop .
Dares nuttin a matter witt me buay , its me brudder .
Totaly confused the cop asks , Its you running the red lights , whats you brother have to do with it .
Well ya sees , i don,t wanna hit my brudder , says the newfie .
Lookin like he can,t remember where he set down his donut , the cop says , what ?
The newfie then replies , Well me brudder is out ridin his bike today too , an he rides just like me .