Whats your china girl motorized bicycle like?

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maniac57

maniac57

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A china girl is just a slightly inbred dirtbike style engine made from tinfoil and beer can tabs with a dash of elmers glue.
She licks the window on the short bus of two strokes, but she's still 'peshal! Mommy said so!
 
maniac57

maniac57

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Re: Whats your china girl like?

Bumped because I can't imagine nobody else has anything to add...
If I tell a joke in the forest, is it still funny if nobody hears it?
 
D.J.

D.J.

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Re: Whats your china girl like?

When we look at our bikes we see this:



When others look at our bikes they see this:
 
maniac57

maniac57

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Re: Whats your china girl like?

You just need to sweet talk her butterbean...
My china girl love me long time!
Still no mechanical failures...did rip out a valve stem from being lazy with checking the tire pressure.
She seems to be getting a bit louder too lately...not ugly but still a bit disturbing...I'm back to carrying tools again just in case...
 
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bigbutterbean

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Re: Whats your china girl like?

maniac57 said:
You just need to sweet talk her butterbean...
My china girl love me long time!
Still no mechanical failures...did rip out a valve stem from being lazy with checking the tire pressure.
She seems to be getting a bit louder too lately...not ugly but still a bit disturbing...I'm back to carrying tools again just in case...
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No, she really is dead and torn apart. I went 4 stroke, non-kit.
 
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