Today is Dan's birthday, he hit the half century mark! Dan it wont kill you, you'll learn to use your age to your advantage. Again Happy Birthday and thanks for all you do.
A mere 50? Why, he's just a kid. I haven't figured out yet just when it is that we finally grow up. But I'm 5 years ahead of him and the end is not in sight.
Be thankful you're not 55 and in Britain, the most offensive documentmof your live arrives through your letterbox.
A catalogue of every beige coloured Uniform Of The Living Dead and of every device for the care and maintenance of the insanitary dribbling derelict you have become.