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Ya know those Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" commercials? We gotta do one and try and get what ever agency to make one. I keep coming up with dumb or socially unacceptable ideas. (Well both actually)

Any ideas? Bud Light Salutes Real Men of Genius

"Mr take a perfectly good bicycle and hose clamp a weed whacker to it"
 
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Har, lol GH. Saw both those posts. Was to astounded to come up with any thing good. "Mr glue Muppet hair to your bike, rider"

I been meaning to do this for weeks. Get a band to do MB parodies (sp, use existing songs and convert them to haha, MB things. "Born to be mild"
Bon Jovi
TITLE: Wanted Dead or Alive= "My neighbors, want me to turn that thing down. I'm a cowboy. On an aluminum horse I ride"
Radar Love= "MB Love" No more speed, Im almost there. Half past 3 and I'm SBP shifting gear.

Motorbicycling.com , The CD. snork.

I have to forward this to Doc (AKA, Happy's agent) But he is on Hot air ballooning. sabbatical.



"Bud Light presents, Real Men of genius. Motor-bike style. (Chorus;real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder.
(Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder)
Any one can buy a cheap imported scooter. But only you take a yard tool, a bicycle and a socket set to new heights.
(we owe China lots of money)
For the man who has every thing. Every thing except a passenger seat"
(his friends have cars)
All with out a helmet.
((Femail chorus))Gonna scramble your eggs)
So crack open a Bud light Mr. Mystro of the weed-whacker powered motor-bike. We'd sing your praises. But you don't have a muffler and can't hear us.
(Mr Weed-Whacker, Motor-bike Builder)

Anheuser-Bush, Saint Louis Mo"
 
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We need to find a band (with a sense of humor or who have to much time on their hands, snork)

SumGuy said:
Shop Theme song. Sing to the pardy "Amish Paradise"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxjXQts8kPs

Tinker's paridise

As I ride through the valley where I harvest my brain
I take look at my bike and realize she's quite plain
But that's just perfect for a Tinker like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricty
At 4:30 in the morning I'm changing oil,
Then I needs the coffee and to use toydie.
And I've been wrenching' and growling' so long that
Even the dog thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got my 10MM in my hand and a grease on my chin.
But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899.

CHORUS-
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
I've mixed the oil once or twice living in a Tinker's Paradise
It's hard work and sarifice living in a Tinkers paradise
We sell bikes at discount price, living in a Tinker's Paradise

A local motorcycle kicked my butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek,
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's paying his tax bill.
But I ain't never punched a cyclest even if he deserved it,
A Tinker with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear leathers but I got a cool helmet
And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool!
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid a road use tax in 15 years.
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare,
We're just spending impared.

There's no emisions, no lights, no motor cars not a single luxury
Like Robinson carusoe we're as primitive as can be.

CHORUS-

We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys lving in a Tinker's Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice living in a Tinker's Paradise.
We don't fight, we all play nice living in a Tinker's Paradise.

Hitchin' up the trailer, churnin' lots of gears, true a wheel on Monday,
Soon I'll true another.
Think you're really righeous, think you're bike will start
Well, I know I'm a mile away from where thou art.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like
On my knees day and night fixing that, that broke last ride.
So don't be vain and don't be whiny or else my brother I might have to get gearhead on your heiny

CHORUS-

We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
We're all crazy Mechonites, living in a Tinker's Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights living in a Tinker's Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites living in a Tinker's Paradise.
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Just putting em all in one thread. Never know, we might talk a band in to doing em. Kinda think we should buy em many drinks first though.

SumGuy said:
"Last yr, after a libation or 3 with dinner, I couldn't keep up with the Whizzers on my china girl. my gas tank had slid half way off and my muffler guts fell out. I yelled at her "Not in front of the wizzers!" She ignored me. So I rode behind singin' at the top of my lungs ((no one could hear me with a st8 pipe)) "Born to be Mild..."

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be Mild
We can climb so high
I never wanna Crash

Born to be mild
Born to be milllliiidddd

Had to be there, snork."

Every MB should have a theme song!
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Jaun said:
That's one of my favorites too David. I think the individual ride has to have a theme song.

My version; (play song while reading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho )

"I'm a cowboy
On a aluminum horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
to turn that thing off
Wanted
(Wanted)
to turn that thing off

When I ride these streets
A loaded six pack on my back
I play for keeps
'Cause I might not make it back
(chain fell off)

I've been everywhere
(Ohh, yea)
Still I'm standin' tall
I've seen a million faces
And I've annoyed them all
(Muffler fell off)

'Cause I'm a cowboy
On a aluminum horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
To turn that thing off
Turn that thing off...."
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Some day this is gonna be the Motorbicycling.com CD, lol


If I were a rich man, I'd start from scratch. LOL


http://www.haascnc.com/mt_spec1.asp?id=VF-3YT/50&webID=50_TAPER_STD_VMC

If I were a rich man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.

I'd build big kick arse 2 smokes, by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
with fine chrome pipes with real catalytic converters.
There would be kickstart
And an even better e-start
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.


If I were a rich man,
Vroom, vroomy vroomy VROOM.
All day long I'd vroomy, vroomy vroom
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Vroom, vroomy vroomy VROOM. Vroom, vroomy vroomy, vroom VROOM..
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-idle-idle-at the stop light man.

I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, "Change his oil, rite!"

When you're rich, they think you really know! (that the fuel filter is on upside down)

If I were a rich man,
Vroom, vroomy vroomy VROOM. Vroom, vroomy vroomy VROOM..
All day long I'd Vroom, vroomy vroomy VROOM..
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Idle-idle-idle-at the stop sign

Lord who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed, I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?


If I had a VF-3YT/50
Vertical Machining Center; 40" X 26" X 25" (1016 x 660 x 635 mm), 50- taper geared-head, 30 hp (22.4 kW) vector drive, 7500 rpm, 30+1 side- mount tool changer, 710 ipm (18 m/min) rapids, color remote jog handle, programmable coolant nozzle, automatic chip auger, power failure detection module, 1 meg program memory, 15" color LCD monitor, USB port, memory lock keyswitch, rigid tapping and 55-gallon (208 liter) flood coolant system, vertical mill, CNC?


wut?
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We really have to find a band and do these.

I was talking to a guy at school who was in a performing arts/make commercials program at school. He wanted to do the Tinker's paradise as a video. A further spoof of Weird Al's parody. Really think that would be funny.

Please feel free to edit any of these or add some new ones.

Just the way I do em but is pretty easy. Ya know how you will be listening to a song and a different phrasing of a line pops into your head? Just google the original phrase and "+lyrics" (with out the parentheses) Copy and paste the lyrics in to wordpad or the like. Then play it on YouTube or where ever it can be found. Then, as the song plays, just change the words. Pausing the song as you go. Takes around ten minutes.

Crazy part is it is really relaxing. Kinda like tinkering. Your mind just wonders off by it self.
 
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"It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year"

It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year
With the kids going camping
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year
It's the hap -happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and hap- happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap - happiest season of all

There'll be mugs for hoisting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow
There'll be scary cop stories
And tales of the glories of
parties long, long ago

It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year
There'll be many mistltoe belt buckles
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year

There'll be parties for hosting
good friends for roasting
And falling down, out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
“Cops episodes long, long ago

It's The Most Wonderful beer Of The Year
There'll be much mistltoeing.....
 
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LOL Allen.

Someone just emailed me very angry that my imaginary kids were out camping in the dire cold of 75F weather here in CT. (it's 8/29)


I wrote back that my imaginary kids had imaginary sleeping bags and were heavily armed.

(I was kidding. I would never give my imaginary children firearms.)
 
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With my sincerest apologies, Dave;

~Davezilla~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the city's high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream "My God" as He looks in on them
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down

As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Davezilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Davezilla, yeah
Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Davezilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Davezilla, yeah

Davezilla
Davezilla

Rinji news o moshiagemasu
Rinji news o moshiagemasu

Davezilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai

Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Davezilla, yeah

Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Davezilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
Davezilla

Davezilla
 
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Sing to "The greatest love of all" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbp6W4N1N9s


"Greatest mb Of All"

I believe ebikes are our future
lite them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of ride to make it easier
Let the ebike's silence remind us how we used to be

Everybody's searching for a new ride
People need outlet to hook up to
I never found any one that fulfilled my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on electricity

[Chorus:]
I decided long ago, never to ride in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll ride as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my electricity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me

Everybody's searching for a new ride
People need outlet to hook up to
I never found any one that fulfilled my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on electricity
...'
 
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