I couldn't live with myself if I didn't give all you guys here a
shot at buying the best bike in the world built by the best bike
builder in the entire world!!!
Personally I think $1100 is way too cheap for such awesomeness.
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What? $1100.39 for a beach cruiser with a motor on it?
I know what you're thinking, "this guy's nuts. I can go to walmart and buy a bike for 89.99 and a motor kit for a hundred and build it myself..."
well, go do it then, smart guy. go build yourself a piece of **** that will be collecting dust in the garage after every cheap-ass china part breaks off it.
or...
buy this freakin' awesome, one of a kind bike. built by the best bike builder in the entire world! (that's me, by the way.)
the frame and fork were made by Colson in ohio in the 40's, out of steel (that was also made in america, not like today were it all comes from friggen india or PRC.)
the frame's been stripped so the awesome brazing shows through, and it's been clear-coated and some see-thru orange darts painted up front.
custom half-gallon tank, handmade outta copper. the recycling value alone is at least 5 bucks!
raw steel Worksman wheels with 11g spokes, front drum brake and rear shimano coaster, with just enough rust to give it that cool old timey patina.
Sportsman Flyer Hub adapter with a 34t sprocket. none of that crappy rubber rag joint garbage. no freakin' chain tensioner, either.
Grubee GT5, 66cc motor with custom exhaust and expansion chamber. and forget about that piece-o-crap CNS carb. it's got the reliable, simple, bulletproof NT on it. (if you want the CNS, i'll throw that in. and by "throw," i mean i'll chuck it down the street and you can get it yourself.)
custom Bairdco clutch arm,and Bairdco front motor mount spacer.
Tomaselli Superpratic B throttle. what? you don't know what a Tomaselli Superpratic B throttle is? google it. or find someone with an old Ducati. they'll tell you what's up. then they'll probably steal it from you, 'cuase it's BAD ASS!
what else is on this bike, uhhh...
your ass is gonna love this. it's got a Brooks B77 leather saddle on it, and a layback seat post.
it's also got a skiptooth chain on it. talk about old school. and it's a good chain, too. Diamond, and it was NOS when i put it on the bike so it's not all rusted and kinked.
and did you see the F'ing fenders? man, NOBODY's got fenders like this. seriously. nobody. they just don't exist outside of this bike. (well, i gotta 'nother pair stashed, but besides those, they're one...er...two af a kind.)
don't forget the Dia Compe Tech 77 levers on it. best goddamn brake levers ever made. they even have locking buttons on them.
rounding out the awesomeness are MKS pedals, renthal grips, torrington half moon bars, vintage gooseneck, and some other **** i probably forgot.
now, if you know anything about me (which if you don't, you should, 'cause i'm pretty awesome at stuff) you know i build fast bikes. so, how fast is this one?
it's not fast at all. it goes like 35, 40 if you're lucky.
why so slow?
'cause i'm selling it. that's why. i ain't about to put a 50mph+ bicycle in the hands of a total stranger. i don't want your death on my hands. i know, you could still die at 35mph, but that's your problem...
it's also registered with the state of california and has a license plate. which, despite what every moron who's trying to sell you their crappy walmart bike, IS required.
you also need a DOT helmet, an M2 endorsement on your license, and lights and crap, but that's your responsibility, not mine, i'm just selling you an awesome freakin' bike.
so come over and buy it already. i need to buy some parts for my 1960 ranchero. i'm sick of riding these stupid bikes.
PM Bairdco to buy.
and i'll be happy to have your secretary write me a check for 10 times the amount and i'll wait for your courier to pick it up. free shipping to nigeria...
shot at buying the best bike in the world built by the best bike
builder in the entire world!!!
Personally I think $1100 is way too cheap for such awesomeness.
==========================================
What? $1100.39 for a beach cruiser with a motor on it?
I know what you're thinking, "this guy's nuts. I can go to walmart and buy a bike for 89.99 and a motor kit for a hundred and build it myself..."
well, go do it then, smart guy. go build yourself a piece of **** that will be collecting dust in the garage after every cheap-ass china part breaks off it.
or...
buy this freakin' awesome, one of a kind bike. built by the best bike builder in the entire world! (that's me, by the way.)
the frame and fork were made by Colson in ohio in the 40's, out of steel (that was also made in america, not like today were it all comes from friggen india or PRC.)
the frame's been stripped so the awesome brazing shows through, and it's been clear-coated and some see-thru orange darts painted up front.
custom half-gallon tank, handmade outta copper. the recycling value alone is at least 5 bucks!
raw steel Worksman wheels with 11g spokes, front drum brake and rear shimano coaster, with just enough rust to give it that cool old timey patina.
Sportsman Flyer Hub adapter with a 34t sprocket. none of that crappy rubber rag joint garbage. no freakin' chain tensioner, either.
Grubee GT5, 66cc motor with custom exhaust and expansion chamber. and forget about that piece-o-crap CNS carb. it's got the reliable, simple, bulletproof NT on it. (if you want the CNS, i'll throw that in. and by "throw," i mean i'll chuck it down the street and you can get it yourself.)
custom Bairdco clutch arm,and Bairdco front motor mount spacer.
Tomaselli Superpratic B throttle. what? you don't know what a Tomaselli Superpratic B throttle is? google it. or find someone with an old Ducati. they'll tell you what's up. then they'll probably steal it from you, 'cuase it's BAD ASS!
what else is on this bike, uhhh...
your ass is gonna love this. it's got a Brooks B77 leather saddle on it, and a layback seat post.
it's also got a skiptooth chain on it. talk about old school. and it's a good chain, too. Diamond, and it was NOS when i put it on the bike so it's not all rusted and kinked.
and did you see the F'ing fenders? man, NOBODY's got fenders like this. seriously. nobody. they just don't exist outside of this bike. (well, i gotta 'nother pair stashed, but besides those, they're one...er...two af a kind.)
don't forget the Dia Compe Tech 77 levers on it. best goddamn brake levers ever made. they even have locking buttons on them.
rounding out the awesomeness are MKS pedals, renthal grips, torrington half moon bars, vintage gooseneck, and some other **** i probably forgot.
now, if you know anything about me (which if you don't, you should, 'cause i'm pretty awesome at stuff) you know i build fast bikes. so, how fast is this one?
it's not fast at all. it goes like 35, 40 if you're lucky.
why so slow?
'cause i'm selling it. that's why. i ain't about to put a 50mph+ bicycle in the hands of a total stranger. i don't want your death on my hands. i know, you could still die at 35mph, but that's your problem...
it's also registered with the state of california and has a license plate. which, despite what every moron who's trying to sell you their crappy walmart bike, IS required.
you also need a DOT helmet, an M2 endorsement on your license, and lights and crap, but that's your responsibility, not mine, i'm just selling you an awesome freakin' bike.
so come over and buy it already. i need to buy some parts for my 1960 ranchero. i'm sick of riding these stupid bikes.
PM Bairdco to buy.
and i'll be happy to have your secretary write me a check for 10 times the amount and i'll wait for your courier to pick it up. free shipping to nigeria...
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