It seems that there are as many ideas as to what defines a "rat rod" or "chopper" as there are people who build them. To me a rat rod is an old piece of crap looking bike that ticks like a fine watch and a chopper is a bike with outlandishly long forks. I'd describe your bike as a stocker with apehangers. As for the crack about the beach it was directed at the "HATE" guy (can't recall his screen name at this moment), before i noticed you are also from PA. As far as I know, the only "beach" in PA is the "shore" of Lake Erie. Search threads started by me to find pics of my bike. Then you can comment on it's appearance.