Dangit. Motorized bikes, triumphs, enfields... all the ones I thought were cool. I'm the least hipster guy I know. I don't even know what gluten is. And I'm definitely not a beer snob by any means.
I know I'min the least hipster as well although I do have stretched ears, septum piercing. Everyone at work is surprised when they find that it's my bike.
That sounds pretty hipster. Do you also sport a side shave, wear useless glasses, and wear deep v-neck shirts too? Is it hot outside but you feel urged to wear a scarf and beanie? How tight do your jeans fit?
And most importantly, since being a hipster has become mainstream, do you hate yourself even more but love the irony?
being a beatnik of the old school, I'd argue that they are not
the reason that we created hippies was that we found that too few people were available to join our ranks due to a lack of the requisite mental horsepower to fully understand the philosophy involved - thus, the simpler philosophy of the hippie was developed for them as wanted to join something new without the burden of having to develop any mental skills
seems most folks just want to be "in' with something rather be a functioning part of it
The one biggest thing wrong with that list is what's not on it. Fixie bikes. What is up with these guys running fixed gear NO BRAKES in the name of hipster style? Freewheel was invented for a reason... These guys go FULL RETARD!