Comrade Alfonzo, Okay, I'll work an Chef's knife into the build. Oh, I think you mean something like this pic.
Bill, Have you seen the bike with the Viper engine? http://www.carpictures.com/photo/viewer/03A5I001816848A Tom
Weekend-Fun, Thanks for the thumbs up! I can't wait to get started... chain saw (check), ball pen hammer (check), blowtorch (check). Here's another bike for inspiration to ponder.