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  1. FTW

    FTW New Member

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    this forum is awesome!!!! I have been looking for a place like this 4 ages, but as iam computer eliterate it took a bit. I am a very keen enthusiast, builder and now I want 2 start racing and a small back yard operation 2 feed my never ending thirst 2 build outrageous things. Ive built a couple of basic mountine bike jobs and are currently doing a custom drag chopper. since finding this site my mind has been blown away bye the exstent of parts power plants and information there is as this isn't a massive thing in Australia YET BUT BELIVE ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. IM LOOKING 4 MEMBERS IN AUSTRALIA WHO ARE AS KEEN AS ME!!!SO AS IAM COMPUTER ILLITIRATE I WOULD APPRECIATE ANY HELP I CAN GET ON THESE SUBJECTS
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    THE BEST AND CHEAPEST HIGH PERFORMANCE ENGINES PARTS
    OTHER BUILDERS RACERS THAT HAVE BUILT BIKES 2 EXCEED 100+KMH
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    THANKS A MILLION ALL U PETROLHEADS 4 EVA GREAT FULL
    FTW FASTEST 2 WHEELSauflg:-||:-||dance1dance1
     
  2. Goat Herder

    Goat Herder Gutter Rider

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    Welcome to the forum FTW.(^) There is no end to the imagination here!dnut
     
  3. Dan

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    Howdy FTW, welcome. Great intro! Really is exciting to a "tinker-a" lol.

    Some really amazing and imaginative builders down your way.

    auflg


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    Originally Posted by SumGuy
    Shop Theme song. Sing to the pardy "Amish Paradise"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxjXQts8kPs

    Tinker's paridise

    As I ride through the valley where I harvest my brain
    I take look at my bike and realize she's quite plain
    But that's just perfect for a Tinker like me
    You know I shun fancy things like electricty
    At 4:30 in the morning I'm changing oil,
    Then I needs the coffee and to use toydie.
    And I've been wrenching' and growling' so long that
    Even the dog thinks that my mind is gone.
    I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
    Got my 10MM in my hand and a grease on my chin.
    But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899.

    CHORUS-
    We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
    I've mixed the oil once or twice living in a Tinker's Paradise
    It's hard work and sarifice living in a Tinkers paradise
    We sell bikes at discount price, living in a Tinker's Paradise

    A local motorcycle kicked my butt last week
    I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek,
    I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
    'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's paying his tax bill.
    But I ain't never punched a cyclest even if he deserved it,
    A Tinker with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
    I never wear leathers but I got a cool helmet
    And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool!
    If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
    We haven't even paid a road use tax in 15 years.
    But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare,
    We're just spending impared.

    There's no emisions, no lights, no motor cars not a single luxury
    Like Robinson carusoe we're as primitive as can be.

    CHORUS-

    We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise.
    We're just plain and simple guys lving in a Tinker's Paradise
    There's no time for sin and vice living in a Tinker's Paradise.
    We don't fight, we all play nice living in a Tinker's Paradise.

    Hitchin' up the trailer, churnin' lots of gears, true a wheel on Monday,
    Soon I'll true another.
    Think you're really righeous, think you're bike will start
    Well, I know I'm a mile away from where thou art.
    I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like
    On my knees day and night fixing that, that broke last ride.
    So don't be vain and don't be whiny or else my brother I might have to get gearhead on your heiny

    CHORUS-

    We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
    We're all crazy Mechonites, living in a Tinker's Paradise
    There's no cops or traffic lights living in a Tinker's Paradise
    But you'd probably think it bites, living in a Tinker's Paradise.
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  4. Dan

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    Had to look it up, that is a little over 62 MPH, wow. Scary fast.

    100 KPH is really fast for a bike. Need to have a really stout one with really good brakes. Helmet, pads and no fenders, IMVHO.

    There are a few folks here into racing and high performance motorized bicycles. Scotto comes to mind and he builds some great stuff.
     
  5. Goat Herder

    Goat Herder Gutter Rider

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    Hey them is some fancy lyrics lol.:)
     
  6. paul

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    welcome to the wonderful world of motorized bicycles. the only limitation is your imagination
    dnut
     
  7. MotorBicycleRacing

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    Welcome matey, motorized bicycle racing is alive and well in
    Southern California.
    An Aussie company Rock Solid may be facing off against the
    Yanks at the April 13th race if JN Motors Bikes gets their race
    bike finished in time.

    Check out the Race Forum on this site.
     
  8. Crazy Horse

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    G-day mate, welcome to the jungle / forum!

    Looking forward to seeing your Stretch Drag Chopper Motorized Bicycle!

    Peace Crazy Horse.
     
  9. FTW

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    thankyou all. im still waiting 4 verification on frame from razor. will begin finishing re-build as soon as new 212 engine and accessories arrive as ts easter hear in aus I reckon it will be hear end of this week. HOPEFULLY I HAVE RESEARCHED THIS THOUGHRLY ENOUGH AND DONT RUN INTO ANY COMPLICATIONS. ILL MAKE IT TAKE IT IF I DO!!!:-||:-||:-||dance1auflg
     

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