Free huge speed and performance boost!!!

Discussion in 'Motorized Bicycle General Discussion' started by maniac57, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. maniac57

    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    The Horror! The Horror!
    Hide your women and children! The speed is dangerous!
    :)
     
  2. lambofgod121980

    lambofgod121980 New Member

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    I hear these stickers add 15hp and 200ft lbs of torque \m/ bwahahhahhhahhhhahahhha o_O seriously
     
  3. maniac57

    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    The first ride after installing these, I spun the tire for six blocks! When it finally hooked up and I got the front wheel on the ground, I was in Arkansas!
    I was going so fast the engine noise never did catch up so it was eerily silent the whole time....
     
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    Hahaha, man hook me up im gonna do some sick donuts!
     
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    You guys need help!!!
     
  6. 2door

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    You apparently ignored the warning lable that came with your stickers and put one on each side of your tank:

    Caution, Caution, Caution!
    Never put two of these stickers on your bike.
    We take no responsibility for any damage done to your bike/you or your engine in the case of abuse of the use of these stickers. Caution!

    Tom
     
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    lololol

    laff
     
  8. maniac57

    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    Now I have to find the chainguard so more will fit....
    My neighbor is mad because the engine noise finally caught up about 4:30 this morning...
    and the sound wave tore all the hair off his cat.
    I had to install sheet metal screws in the rim to keep the tire from just spinning in the rim every time I gas it.!
    It was easy to find my way home from Arkansas though...
    I just retraced my route by following the black mark and smoke clouds!
     
  9. 2door

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    I had a friend who put three stickers on his bike.


    The keyword here is "had".

    Tom
     
  10. maniac57

    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    There was a English guy bragging about breaking the sound barrier or something recently...
    I think I can hydroplane across the English channel and teach those guys what real speed is!
    Does anybody know where I can find some space shuttle tiles to keep my paint from burning off in the air friction?
    Oh, yeah! One more tip! Put a piece of sheet metal under your shirt in back to keep the melted rubber chunks coming off the tire from burning your spine
     
  11. DaveC

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    I put speed stripes on my bike and it doesn't go any faster. :( What am I doing wrong?.shft.
     
  12. 2door

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    Speed stripes are all together different than these stickers. They have to be tuned to the bike. The stickers come pre-tuned and will work on any motorized bicycle. 2 stroke or 4, Motorbicycling.com stickers are a sure fire way to add performance to your ride and work with other modifications such as expansion chambers, high compression heads, superchargers and burning nitro methane.

    Tom
     
  13. jimmymc2286

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    My Brother but a set of these on his bike yesterday. This morning he left on a ride around the border of the lower 48 states. He said these stickers not only increased his HP but also increased his gas mileage. I will know by how much when he gets back in the morning
     
  14. maniac57

    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    I put another sticker on the muffler and decided to test it out.
    I took off from the dead end and when I popped the clutch and the engine started, all the pavement just stripped off and piled up behind the bike before I even touched the gas!
    I can't try it again because the street is blocked now with a huge pile of broken asphalt.
    Any of you guys got a bulldozer I could borrow?
     
  15. Legwon

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    u need to put stripes on the wheels too
     
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    Comical commentary. I had to private message Paul to get mine. Thanks for the laughs. Now seriously I came here for the power boost and speed. So where's the link...
     
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    OMG I have four of these. Dare I put them all on? Gota give it a try wish me luck. I think for safety I will ware my helmet while putting them on! Hey maybe if I go fast enough I can go back in time and stop myself from buying those two piece of **** ht kits I bought.
     
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    maniac57 Old, Fat, and still faster than you

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    I tried to keep from doing it, I tried and failed.
    THE SPEED!
    THE SPEED!
     

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