MB limerick Poems

[MB-Monkey]

There once was a bike with a motor
It really needed a Blower
After the show the bike wouldn't go
So we dropped it off a Tower

[jasonh]

um....

I once had a motor and broke it,
When putting it together I stroked it.
It had lots of power; Hey, she looks like a flower!
And that is the story of how I broke it.

Ok not that great, but whatever. Hope it makes sense

[Ilikeabikea]

I built me a bike with a sprocket
Downhill it ran like a rocket
But going uphill
It made quite a squeal
And I used an hourglass to clockit.......................

[MB-Monkey]

I wanted to ride in the snow
but the tires just wouldn't go
so i went to the bin and put some screws in
and now its sunny with a glow

[Ilikeabikea]

I went ridin my bike one mornin
I thought I heard the weather a stormin
I looked with a leer
Right straight to the rear
And seen it was only Norman.....................

[Weedylot]

One day whilst touching my Whizzer
My wife became all in a tizzer
She liked the engine all right
She liked the paint black as night
She wanted to spoon and then later scissor.

[MB-Monkey]

I got my kit from China
the parts were made just Fina
It took just four hours
It has much much Power
SO fast it makes me go Blinda

[2door]

There once was a man
from Nantucket....

Oh, wait, that one probably won't fly.

[mechanickid]

there once were mechanics
it was poetry they stunk at
they're words were just antics
not that im any better at that

[2door]

There once was a bike with a click
from the rear wheel it sure sounded sick
"I can't figure it out"
the rider did shout
but in his spokes was a stick