LOL Uncle Kudzu.....I can just imagine it with a side car and a string trimmer motor hanging off the rear wheel.
If a guy had a side car with space to fit a 36 quart cooler and load that with dry ice and Ice Cream bars etc he could have people buying his ice cream just to get a look at the bike .....and make enough money to pay for his project.
I can see it all painted white, the rider all in white shorts with knee socks and perhaps a market umbrella to open up and of course a boom box with some
music to draw people in. It could be the main attraction at the beach or pool.