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07-09-2008, 06:05 AM
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lap dance
Yesterday I was sitting on my stool working on a weed eater motor which I had destroyed. I thought I had emptied all the gas out of the tank but I hadn't. About two ounces hit my lap.
Man that stuff burns when it hits sensitive tissue. I don't think I will be doing that again anytime soon. Even with my poor memory that got burned into it.
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07-09-2008, 06:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Duvall, WA PNW
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Re: lap dance
Ah, reminds me of the good old days and a leaking gas cap. I don't hang with smoker chicks anymore.
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07-09-2008, 08:13 AM
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HS Math Teacher
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Arkansas
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Re: lap dance
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I too learn things the hard way...sorry to laugh at your pain, but in the words of BIG DADDY D "that $#!t is funny"
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07-09-2008, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: lap dance
Ouch that BLOWS lol
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07-09-2008, 05:09 PM
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Godfather of Motorized Bicycles
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Ashtabula county, Ohio
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Re: lap dance
Did I ever tell you about the time I used the kill switch wire, grounding it to the frame.....that I was straddling and an arc jumped from the frame to my boys and then I was on the ground in a second?
Yeah, that was not fun.
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07-09-2008, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: pampa texas
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Re: lap dance
come on baby light my fire 
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.
Norman
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07-09-2008, 06:08 PM
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Motorized Bicycle Elite Member
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Independence MO
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Re: lap dance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Norman
come on baby light my fire
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.
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Ok, I'm 50... and since the boys aren't getting much action other than bouncing around during my rides, I think I'd go for my hair back...
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07-09-2008, 06:42 PM
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Godfather of Motorized Bicycles
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Location: Ashtabula county, Ohio
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Re: lap dance
You'd go for hair on your back? What's that you say? Speak up I can't hear you!
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Last edited by Bikeguy Joe; 07-09-2008 at 06:42 PM.
Reason: cna't speel
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07-10-2008, 08:05 PM
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Motorized Bicycle Elite Member
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Independence MO
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Re: lap dance
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Originally Posted by Bikeguy Joe
You'd go for hair on your back? What's that you say? Speak up I can't hear you!
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Ok, well yes hair on my back if it would migrate to the top of my head!
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07-10-2008, 08:52 PM
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Gutter Rider
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: N.M.
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Re: lap dance
 Tightly fitt under a car r.r. a fuel to suddenly collect the senses calmly run like **** blind to the shop sink for lots! of water, [not thursty at the momment] while boss man figuers out whats happing says not suposed to do that, you say I know just found out! Also alot worse if it gets inside your ear have'nt tryed that yet
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