I feel for you, Deacon. I really do. That really hurts in all the wrong places. 8( I shake when the wife comes home and announces, "YOUR daughter has another GI bug." Don't help the wife works at her school. At times, it's a double whammy.
I get everything my daughter brings home from school. Heck, I even got the swine bug and then some this past Summer. Layed up 3 weeks ending with bronchitis. Now we got this 2 yr. old foster boy who's sickly. Darned kid gets sick everyother week and passes it on to me. Ready to tell the Doc to just shove a tube up my nose so I can breath past all the congestion. Thank goodness for the Netty Pot. LOL
Just in case you wonder, I'm 57. I thought I was done with all this 10 years ago.

Everybody always say that kids keep you young. Bullshirt!

I wanna be a couch potato. I don't wanna take the kid out for a walk or a run at the park. I wanna go ride my bike when I want to without all the production. I wanna go to McD's and get something really bad for me without having to share it and get kid spit all over the bun or backwash in my soft drink. I wanna be able to eat a piece of cake or pie without having to hide it or wait till the kids are in bed. Hence, my user name.