Ah hem no one reads anymore, lets make a epic movie

The script was handed to me @ about 17. Boy meets girl, boy hides motorbike behind girls house while her daddy is working at night. Girls mom is passed out in front room. Daddy comes home way early. Boy tries to explain riding motorbike wearing nothing but underwear, and boots to Police while sitting on clothes.
It has humor,sex, almost violence

Man I wish I was 17 again. Later Tramp