You Might Be A Geezer If

Michigan Mike · #1 09-26-2009, 07:52 PM

The other day I bought 40 magazines at a yard sale for a nickle apiece.
Great buy. When I paid the lady the $2 I told her that it was good I didn't buy one more or I wouldn't be able to carry them. I was joking ... she asked me if she could help me ... she WASN'T joking. Could it be I'm starting to look my age?!

More than once the greeter at Walmart has called me "young man" with a grin ...
what's that all about?!

Anybody else out there suspect they might be getting older by the day?
Feel free to add to this "You Might Be A Geezer If" list ...

"YOU MIGHT BE A GEEZER IF:"

You have no idea who just waved at you

You're thinking suspenders don't really look all that bad

You can't bend over without saying "Oooh Boy"

You stand in the garage wondering what you went out there for

Your eyebrows are getting hard to see through

You can't believe how dumb everybody else is getting

You forget why you're "on hold"

You keep repeating yourself

You keep repeating yourself

.

Srjeeper · #2 09-26-2009, 08:29 PM

You can hide your own Easter Eggs.

You can hide your own Easter Eggs.

**2door** · #3 09-26-2009, 08:47 PM

You wonder why they're hiring children to work as bank tellers.

You have flannel shirts older than your oral hygienist...and maybe your dentist.

People smile and wave when you ride past them on a motorized bicycle when twenty years ago they would have flipped you off.

I could go on all night....

Your idea of a morning romp is watching 'Animal Planet' with your first cup of coffee.
Tom

**Dan** · #4 09-26-2009, 08:56 PM

Harr Mike, ayup and fo'shore. I prefer to think of it as signs of a busy mind and a tired stature.

Actual IM to Carol; "Baby, my butt itches and I can't find it" Answer; "It's right where you left it, on the couch!"

Wut? I had a ruff week

**Dan** · #5 09-26-2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2door

You wonder why they're hiring children to work as bank tellers.

You have flannel shirts older than your oral hygienist...and maybe your dentist.

People smile and wave when you ride past them on a motorized bicycle when twenty years ago they would have flipped you off.

I could go on all night....
Tom

Tom, if you ever wanted to call a police officer "Son", you might be a geezer...... LOL! know what you mean about bankers

bairdco · #6 09-26-2009, 10:07 PM

i've been skateboarding all my life. i was in an empty swimming pool in the backyard of an abondoned house recently, and the cops came. i didn't even try to run, like i used to. the cops looked at me and my friends, who brought their wives and kids and a dog, and just told us to be careful, and don't bug the neighbors.

20 something years ago (about the time these two cops were born,) it woulda been a full on scramble over the fence and a chase through the neighborhood...

Kevlarr · #7 09-27-2009, 12:33 AM

Damn, I'm a geezer at 43.

Favorite one is when a store clerk asks for my ID when I buy beer and I tell them I have a kid older then they are.

bbb · #8 09-27-2009, 01:27 AM

My Name Is __________, And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First
Appointment With A New Dentist.

I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered That A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name Had Been In My

High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On Way Back Then?

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate.

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High
School..

'yes. Yes, I Did . . . I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.

'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.

He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled,

Fat Ass,

Gray-haired,

Decrepit,

Son-of-a-***** Asked,

'what Did You Teach???

Kevlarr · #9 09-27-2009, 01:30 AM

Now I don't care who you are that right there IS THE funny!!!!

**Dan** · #10 09-27-2009, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbb

My Name Is __________, And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First
Appointment With A New Dentist.

I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered That A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name Had Been In My

High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On Way Back Then?

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate.

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High
School..

'yes. Yes, I Did . . . I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.

'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.

He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled,

Fat Ass,

Gray-haired,

Decrepit,

Son-of-a-***** Asked,

'what Did You Teach???

Harrr, snork snork!!!! that was good