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Old 08-21-2009, 01:28 AM
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Default Alternative/Doppleganger UNIVERSE discovered

science is just going so fast these days

the detail!

Hubble was worth every cent, and that's a fact, cheap at twice the price!

They can tell that in our doppleganger universe the 4-stroke kits all fit in the triangle and have a manual clutch

wheras the two-strokes won't fit in the triangle & come with centrifugal clutch only...

AND

the two strokes are for dogs!

no bull

they don't have vets in our alt. universe..... so when the family's faithful hound starts to suffer of some awful painfull ilness, they know, when the time comes....

... they know to get a high mount centrifugal clutch 2-stroke kit & take the poor old dog a couple times round the neighbourhood so his canine friends can see him for the last time

....as he dies quickly and painlessly of embarrassment....
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Old 08-21-2009, 01:31 AM
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Default Re: Alternative/Doppleganger UNIVERSE discovered

works best with shaggy dogs
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Old 08-23-2009, 05:18 PM
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Default Re: Alternative/Doppleganger UNIVERSE discovered

I think you are onto something there. Truth is I think that worse than any bike I ever saw with any engine is those tiny little 50cc scooter with a 250 lb man on them. Now that's just plain embarrassing
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:23 AM
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Oh pass me my handkerchief deacon so i can dry my cryin' eyes
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Old 08-30-2009, 04:31 AM
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Default Re: Alternative/Doppleganger UNIVERSE discovered

dunno exactly what you're thinking, but in an alternate universe, i'd be cooking hotdogs with my 2 stroke, and pedaling to keep my tv on. and hopefully, i wouldn't smell like a gardener when i came home from 7-11.
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