I saw this a while back at a gas station hope you guys enjoy. 1: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK IN TEXAS) 2:Sorry, Officer. I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3:Aren't you the guy from the village people? 4:Hey, you must have been doing about 125MPH to keep up with me, GOOD JOB! 5:Are you Andy or Barney? 6: I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. 7:You aren't going to check the trunk are you? 8: I pay your salary! 9: Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so one of us does. 10: Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!.