An Alarm On Your Bike?

I Guess It Just Boils Down To How Much Your Ride Means To You. I Would Say An Alarm, A Lock, And Some Kind Of Gps Tracker And You Should Be Good To Go.that's Some Bucks Though, But So Is My Bike. I Would Want My Alarm Hidden, Cause If Its Out In The Open It Could Be Smashed Or Silenced Some How With A Jacket Maybe. (provided That The Thief Knows There Is An Alarm ) I Like The Shock Collar Idea. We Use To Have Too Many Beers And Put My Dog's Shock Collar On And Try To Bark As Many Times As You Could...now Being As Dumb As We Were That Shock Wasn't Too Bad But It Wasn't Pleasant. If It Were On Your Grips And Someone Stealing Your Bike Got A Shock From A Modified Dog Collar And A Alarm Going Off, I'm Sure It Would Be There When You Got Back.
Thats All Like Some Kinda Crazy Madmax Stuff Right There...