I have no idea why I read that as mouse...
Pizza moose would be highly unlikely to be robbed, although, when they hint at a tip, it'll be a big hint...
Ok of course you can use maple to get drunk, you can use potatoes, and rice, so I'm not surprised. Mead is made from honey
RanDumb thought, maple beer, delivered by draft moose. Canadian equivalent of Budweiser.
Guarded by wolverines...
How come you guys got all the cool animals, woverines, huge grizzly bears, polar bears, caribou moose, salmon, all kinds of cool stuff. Arizona got rattlesnakes and scorpions, and cactus. I think the desert is trying to tell us something... KEEP OUT!
I actually put serious thought into relocating to BC when Obama got reelected... Still think about it, but it gets cold up there dude! I like my mountain, it thaws out!